I'm not a cook, an IT guy, or the owner of a laundromat
I don't live with my parents,
I don't eat dog.
And I don't drive a souped up Civic.

And I don't know Ping, Ming or Wing from Markham
Although I'm certain they're very rice, I mean nice people.

I use chopsticks not a fork.
I don't drive on the sidewalk.
I believe in giving cash, not gifts.

And I pronounce it HELLO, not HERRO.

I can proudly fly my country's flag on a tank during a massacre at Tienanmen Square.

Dim sum IS brunch,
Gwai-Los ARE white folk
And Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.

And it IS pronounced Gung Hay Fat Choi, not Gon HEE Fat Choi, Gung HAY Fat
Choi!!!

China is the largest country in Asia
The FIRST nation of ping-pong,
And the Best remaining communist country!!

My name is FONG!!!
AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* - CANADIANS ROCK!!! n' if this rant is insulting 2 ya, i'm sorry, k? i am not rascist, n' u better not be either...