|For Idiotic Americans*|
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or
I don't live in a clean place,
I don't eat nutritiously very often,
And I don't drive well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
Although I'm certain they weren't American.
I drink beer.....not good beer.
I don't use utensils when eating.
I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.
And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my
backpack......until I go anywhere.
Burger King IS fine dining.
Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is
The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the
The FIRST nation of ignorance,
And the BEST part of South America !!!
My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray
AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* - CANADIANS ROCK!!! n' only some Americans r dumb, not all...k? this is not meant 2 b insulting...